Why Can't you be BLUE, over me?

He was always the tall kid in the class, standing at the edge of all the seated children on picture day. In high school he developed an anxiety towards the school's soap dispenser, in fear that the pink goo would stain his skin forever. This eventually lead to a fear of all soap related objects. Now he bathes in a bare tub and uses a lemon for a cleaning and also exfoliation. He likes paper made from bark, heating pads and windex. Did I mention his chronic sneezing? This is, Blue Cheese.